Hawaiian Sellout

$13.50

SMOKED HAM
SMOKED BACON
PINEAPPLE PIECES
ASIAGO CHEESE
MOZZARELLA & PROVOLONE
CLASSIC RED SAUCE
THIN CRUST
A FEW PEPPER FLAKES

Sellout (noun): a person who compromises their personal values, integrity, talent for compensation

I'm the sellout. Because some of you have never let up on your (somewhat aggressive) pro pineapple campaign. I've vowed to not put this pizza into a regular rotation so take it as it comes. (UPDATE: This pizza was in our top 10 best sellers of 2024 and it's like on the menu 4 times a year so I hope you're ashamed.)

Obviously I'm one of those folks who's more than fine with pineapple on pizza. People should always eat what they like. The issue is that we're a local food business, and pineapple doesn't grow in the GVDMA (Greater Van Dyne Metropolitan Area). But the crab for the rangoon had to catch a plane, which means I'm already a hypocrite. So I'll suspend my values if it'll give all y'all pineapple lobbyists what you want. That being said, it's so fantastic. I can't do this pizza justice with my humble words. Why does hypocrisy taste so delicious?

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